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Tall Enough Report

I was at the grocery store the other day and encountered a problem.

That was when I noticed Officer Wright-Awn of the Got-It Police Department standing outside the store.

I approached him. Here is the exchange:

Me: "Officer, how tall are you?"

Officer Wright-Awn: "I'm 6'3". Why?"

Me: "Oh, perfect! As I took his arm to guide him inside to help me. You are tall enough to help me out with my problem."

Officer Wright-Awn: "Is somebody bothering you, ma'am?"

Me, as we reached Aisle 4: "No Officer." Guiding him into the aisle, I point to the top shelf.

Officer Wright-Awn: "What is it, then?" he asked.

Me: "You are tall enough to reach down that jar of prunes for me."

Officer Wright-Awn, chuckling: "Of course!"
Note: Perhaps, the prunes will keep her busy enough, she will not have time to contact us for a while.