GOT-IT POLICE DEPARTMENT

Memory Loss

I called the Got-It Police Department because I lost something. Not unusual for me.

Here is the exchange:

"Got-It Police Department. Officer Little-Patience speaking. How may I assist you?"

Me: "Officer, I would like to report a lost item."

Officer Little-Patience: "Okay, ma'am, can you describe it for me?"

Me: "I really can't, officer. If I knew what it looked like, I may find it."

Officer Little-Patience: "Okay! What is it you have lost, ma'am?"

Me: "I seem to have lost my memory, dearie."

Officer Little-Patience, frustrated: "Your memory?"

Me: "Yes, dearie! I seem to have lost it."

Officer Little-Patience, barely holding it together: "Your memory!"

Me: "Oh you found it! Great! Dearie, could you tell me what I was thinking 20 minutes ago, please?"

Officer Little-Patience, growling: "I don't know what you were thinking. But, I know what I am thinking."

Me: "That you are a great detective?."

Officer Little-Patience, huffing: "Not even close!"

Me: "They really need to get that phone fixed. It keeps exploding and crashing before I finish.

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