Send Her Onward

Every Universe Calls!

by: Max Minted

Cartoon character sitting within the universe.

God and Satan held a meeting to decide whether my soul reaches the Upper Realm, or whether is it sent down to get to business in the Lower Realm.


🔥Satan🔥: "She cannot come to my realm. Do you realize, there would be no flames, no torture; only mine when all other souls are regaining their memories of their own happy times."
"No way, she's coming down here!"



👼 God👼: "I hate to admit it; but she is the only mistake I ever made. I have been so busy laughing while watching her, that I never thought ahead to when she is ready to transition from Earth. She cannot come to the Upper Realm!
It would never be peaceful, again. Total chaos, a constant party atmosphere, maybe."
"No! She cannot come here!"


🔥Satan🔥: "I have an idea, a great solution really, if I do say so myself."
"Let's send the soul on an Every Universe Journey. 🔥The other universes will never know what hit them. And, she will never make it back here.🔥"


A photo of the universe.

NOTE: I have sent out feelers to the other universes inquiring if they may be interested in adopting a rogue spirit/soul combo from the Milky Way Universe.

I am so excited. Each one sent back a photo of their closed door.🚪

This means they all want me! "There's our door; come on in!"

But, just to be safe, I have decided to take the most volatile aggressors as scouts. I will send them ahead through the doors to test the environment.

If they come back normal, it is safe.

However, if they come back altered, they will be placed in a bubble and allowed to float freely throughout the cosmos.

Alternately, if they do not return, well, time to call up the next scout to check the next universe's environment.





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