Senior Sides

Sides of 1 + Extras

"I think I was a bee 🐝 in my last life. I left the stinger behind this time 👶. Or, maybe it's still in the repair shop and I forgot 😕."

"Why settle for a 'rabbit's foot' for good luck; when one can have the fully energetic bunny sending out vibes.🐇"

"There are senior moments, or so I'm told. I think my senior moments moved over to make way for the pop-ups in my brain. Or is that on the computer?"

I'm so old; when the doctor tapped below my knee to test my reflexes, all he got was dust.🧹

I'm so old; when Noah saw me, he called to the Lord, "Lord, do I need to take this one? It's a single!" The Lord responded, "Yes, take it Noah! It is your entertainment until you find land." "Then, set it afloat 🚣🏾‍♀️. It is the only mistake I ever made. I do not need the constant reminder."

I'm so old; when Noah saw me, he called to the Lord, 'Lord, do I need to take this one? It's a single!'
He received the response, "Yes, take it Noah! It is your entertainment until you find land.
Noah inquired, "But what if I don't like this entertainment, Lord?"
The Lord sighed, "Not a problem, Noah! If you do not appreciate the entertainment, just get off of the ark."

I'm so old; I remember the birth of the Milky Way . Fact is I still seek its mother.