Senior Sides

Sides of 1 + Extras

"Life is like an ocean. Teaming with life, deep, calm, and stormy. Our approach guides us through it."

Careful what you call your kids.
My parents called me a monkey.
But, I was disciplined for joining my primate kin at the zoo.

"I once thought I was a cat 😺.
That was until they began to protect their food dishes 🐈🍛🐈 , treat drawers 🐈🗄🐈️ and even their litterboxes🐈🟫🐈 like they were the most treasured properties 🐱‍👤🔒🔑🐱‍👤 in the universe.
Then, I decided I must be an elephant 🐘 with a nose job.
But, they wouldn't have it bellowing, "Nope! Not one of us. Why, you can't even carry a trunk."
That's when reality settled in, "I'm a senior 👵 with selective memory."

"I think I was a bee 🐝 in my last life. I left the stinger behind this time 👶. Or, maybe it's still in the repair shop and I forgot 😕."

"Why settle for a rabbit's foot for good luck; when one can have the fully energetic bunny sending out vibes.🐇"

"There are senior moments, or so I'm told. I think my senior moments moved over to make way for the pop-ups in my brain. Or is that on the computer?"

I'm so old; when the doctor tapped below my knee to test my reflexes, all he got was dust.🧹

I'm so old; when Noah saw me, he called to the Lord, "Lord, do I need to take this one? It's a single!" The Lord responded, "Yes, take it Noah! It is your entertainment until you find land." "Then, set it afloat 🚣🏾‍♀️. It is the only mistake I ever made. I do not need the constant reminder."

I'm so old; when Noah saw me, he called to the Lord, 'Lord, do I need to take this one? It's a single!'
He received the response, "Yes, take it Noah! It is your entertainment until you find land.
Noah inquired, "But what if I don't like this entertainment, Lord?"
The Lord sighed, "Not a problem, Noah! If you do not appreciate the entertainment, just get off of the ark."

I'm so old; I remember the birth of the Milky Way . Fact is I still seek its mother.