Journey To The Next Realm

I am trying to convince St Peter to let me have roll-along luggage with me when I enter through the Pearly Gates. (Just Earth and all within it. Nothing too out of the ordinary, right?).

The travel agency, Spirit Travels, stated there would be extra cost due to the long distance travel plans and any relocation fees for my roll-along luggage.

I told them to add it to my virtual bill for future payment.

I had it all figured out:

• Packing the Earth and all within it up would be an 'astronomical headache; but what packing job isn't a headache, eh?
• Over weight fees for my luggage; not a problem. I would pay with 'virtual cash'.
• And, when St Peter, appearing puzzled, inquired, "What you got there?" I would simply respond, "Nothing much! Just one large item with a multitude of smaller items enclosed within it."

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So far, we have been at a stalemate.

He explaining why I can't bring it. And, me explaining a work around for each.

1. Removing Earth from its 'orbit' responsibilities. Resolution: I will leave all aggressors to cover the 'orbit' responsibilities.

2. Needing to send some, current, 'Heavenly Guests' to the Lower Realm to make room for Earth and all within it. Resolution: No need to send them down; grant them all rebirths. They would be reborn on Earth, which would be located within the Pearly Gates already. Problem solved. (At least, in my mind it is. 😁)

Additional Information:

What they do not know yet, is that Pluto is my Tag-along luggage, so Earth will not be lonely, or feel to out of place.

Note: Perhaps, they will see Pluto, think about my reasoning, and decide better two planets, than a whole universe.😁

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